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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}

{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}

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