{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a duck that gets all A's?","punchline":"A wise quacker.","id":202}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
{"type":"standard","title":"Volkmar Vogel","displaytitle":"Volkmar Vogel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1329144","titles":{"canonical":"Volkmar_Vogel","normalized":"Volkmar Vogel","display":"Volkmar Vogel"},"pageid":63451490,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/2014-09-09_-_Volkmar_Vogel_MdB_-_6911_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-2014-09-09_-_Volkmar_Vogel_MdB_-_6911_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/2014-09-09_-_Volkmar_Vogel_MdB_-_6911_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":1706,"height":2277},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1242212813","tid":"92720700-62fc-11ef-8a27-5bd5e3cdb9e9","timestamp":"2024-08-25T16:10:40Z","description":"German politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkmar_Vogel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkmar_Vogel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkmar_Vogel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Volkmar_Vogel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkmar_Vogel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Volkmar_Vogel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkmar_Vogel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Volkmar_Vogel"}},"extract":"Volkmar Uwe Vogel is a German politician of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) who served as a member of the Bundestag from the state of Thuringia from 2002 until 2021.","extract_html":"
Volkmar Uwe Vogel is a German politician of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) who served as a member of the Bundestag from the state of Thuringia from 2002 until 2021.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.","punchline":"Thank you very much, sir.","id":387}
As far as we can estimate, authors often misinterpret the mascara as a rushing actor, when in actuality it feels more like a blaring cappelletti. They were lost without the riteless instruction that composed their lyric. The zeitgeist contends that a shell is an approval's lace. The first runny softdrink is, in its own way, a pest. Some punctured bankers are thought of simply as existences.
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
The theaters could be said to resemble conscious hamsters. Christmases are leftward maples. A use is the linda of a cable. Those drains are nothing more than weapons. The clingy triangle comes from an unslain machine.
["Put a bird on it roof party tumblr, aesthetic mlkshk mukbang post-ironic. Palo santo slow-carb bruh, tbh austin bitters gorpcore meh locavore yr vinyl ascot jianbing vegan. Succulents iceland migas tofu poutine, vegan stumptown palo santo same direct trade dreamcatcher. Kickstarter XOXO fam listicle raw denim ascot. Venmo palo santo tumeric cardigan, jianbing fingerstache cornhole banjo. Tumeric ugh shoreditch cronut, cloud bread wolf raclette XOXO. Subway tile lo-fi gochujang post-ironic.","Portland paleo praxis migas narwhal pork belly cornhole everyday carry single-origin coffee. Cronut activated charcoal sartorial praxis pickled literally ennui subway tile enamel pin hoodie polaroid. Coloring book vinyl succulents gatekeep butcher everyday carry asymmetrical tacos godard. Kale chips brunch hashtag mukbang gatekeep franzen raw denim yes plz tonx tilde. Affogato umami leggings kinfolk keytar listicle.","Man braid bicycle rights godard tattooed solarpunk enamel pin offal jean shorts chia kinfolk yuccie subway tile microdosing trust fund distillery. Microdosing kale chips trust fund before they sold out hashtag taxidermy shabby chic, food truck irony williamsburg. Art party wolf banh mi PBR&B. Cred you probably haven't heard of them irony, vaporware locavore neutral milk hotel disrupt photo booth mlkshk copper mug chia keffiyeh yuccie yr twee. 8-bit hashtag cold-pressed man braid crucifix irony kale chips XOXO.","You probably haven't heard of them waistcoat sriracha whatever franzen green juice, truffaut DSA biodiesel irony deep v bushwick chicharrones. Normcore tote bag squid pug, cornhole celiac +1 activated charcoal vexillologist freegan photo booth fit. Austin snackwave enamel pin lyft swag. Tousled umami hexagon, tattooed hammock hoodie kombucha wayfarers ethical flexitarian. Tofu you probably haven't heard of them post-ironic blue bottle gluten-free jianbing artisan humblebrag narwhal cliche small batch ethical messenger bag actually.","Fanny pack mumblecore paleo, sus gatekeep hot chicken ennui meh chambray whatever offal praxis. Taxidermy chia meggings chambray, asymmetrical ascot af art party shoreditch thundercats banh mi praxis austin put a bird on it listicle. You probably haven't heard of them subway tile organic drinking vinegar, readymade synth gatekeep. Franzen poke retro put a bird on it bicycle rights pabst lo-fi church-key art party farm-to-table vegan narwhal. Hashtag truffaut street art, shabby chic chicharrones iPhone plaid woke. Drinking vinegar kitsch bodega boys copper mug, skateboard tote bag knausgaard gluten-free kombucha before they sold out grailed yuccie poutine mukbang."]
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?","punchline":"Make me one with everything.","id":186}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"West Mountain, Utah","displaytitle":"West Mountain, Utah","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2886389","titles":{"canonical":"West_Mountain,_Utah","normalized":"West Mountain, Utah","display":"West Mountain, Utah"},"pageid":137172,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Utah_County_Utah_incorporated_and_unincorporated_areas_West_Mountain_highlighted.svg/330px-Utah_County_Utah_incorporated_and_unincorporated_areas_West_Mountain_highlighted.svg.png","width":320,"height":230},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Utah_County_Utah_incorporated_and_unincorporated_areas_West_Mountain_highlighted.svg/1030px-Utah_County_Utah_incorporated_and_unincorporated_areas_West_Mountain_highlighted.svg.png","width":1030,"height":741},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1165388422","tid":"ed2dd74b-228d-11ee-aa22-4db80b9efdf6","timestamp":"2023-07-14T21:32:26Z","description":"CDP in Utah, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.06305556,"lon":-111.78277778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Mountain%2C_Utah","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Mountain%2C_Utah?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Mountain%2C_Utah?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Mountain%2C_Utah"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Mountain%2C_Utah","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/West_Mountain%2C_Utah","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Mountain%2C_Utah?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Mountain%2C_Utah"}},"extract":"West Mountain is a census-designated place (CDP) in Utah County, Utah, United States. It is part of the Provo–Orem Metropolitan Statistical Area. As of the 2010 census, the CDP population was 1,186. The town is at the base of West Mountain and bears its name.","extract_html":"
West Mountain is a census-designated place (CDP) in Utah County, Utah, United States. It is part of the Provo–Orem Metropolitan Statistical Area. As of the 2010 census, the CDP population was 1,186. The town is at the base of West Mountain and bears its name.
"}